C. Your site told me to order some pizzas but it wasn't enough pizza.
A. Oh, sorry :(
C. I used your pizzadvice but ended up with too many pizza.
A. This is neither actually a question or actually a problem.
C. How does the pizza math work? It is like magic, wow
A. This is trade secret. If you like it maybe you invest in our company.
C. I have figured out your secret pizzalgorithm and intend to blackmail you for profit.
A. Impossible. Our webzone uses a procedurally generated SSD key with heavily encrypted RAM and HAM. Do your worst, Steve from Baltimore, Maryland
C. I put a negative number of people in the pizza math and it still says I need a small pizza. I have too few people for that pizza.
A. You always need a pizza no matter how few you have.
C. How do I turn the music off?
A. No don't